Problem Solved: Aaron Rodgers Has Now Turned To Drinking Some 'Fountain Of Youth' Concoction That Thomas Morstead Gave Him

I get that you will try anything and everything to turn a season around. That's especially true when you're supposed to be all-in on the season and trying to win something. But you're still the Jets. You're still a bad team. You can drink whatever you want and it's not going to work. This isn't going to fix all the problems the Jets have. That said, this is gross. I'm a big cayenne pepper fan, but don't need that in my water. I fully agree it will gas you up though. Aaron Rodgers has to be talking about walking around the locker room just farting nonstop after drinking this, right? Only thing that makes sense.

Plus, we gotta talk about the fact he's taking advice from a punter. You don't want your quarterback taking advice from kickers. Of course they can play forever, they are kickers. There's always some grizzled vet running out there to kick a 45-yard field goal or deliver a coffin punt. They rotate teams all the time and just stick around or get the random week 10 call to come fill in for a week. 

The Jets are still a 2-6 team. The Jets are still a 2-6 team with a primetime game this week. I don't know what we did to deserve all these games, but we gotta do better about flexing games out. I get you can't change out a Thursday game, but make this standalone games 1 of 2 options. The first being two good and entertaining teams. The second being two completely dogshit teams who could play one of the dumb games that make us all laugh. Feel like that should be a rule for Thursday's. No more playoff team vs a bottom of the division team. 

But, watch out league. Aaron Rodgers has a new special drink. Surely that will make him and the Jets play better the rest of the year. Exactly what you want to hear after 8 games.