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Colorado Tattoo Shop Paints A Massive Mural Of A Bunch Of Dicks To Get Back At Apartment Complex Over A Parking Dispute

You know, it's pretty easy to lose your faith in humanity these days. We live in a world where people are seemingly incapable of peacefully resolving any sort of conflict. It seems like any time there's a conflict nowadays, someone is either getting cancelled, sued, or shot. I don't know what happened to solving issues on your own, but it feels like a lost art. 

Fortunately, this tattoo shop in Colorado Springs knows a thing or two about art. And they're bringing conflict resolution back one dick mural at a time. 

First of all--just tremendous work. Like if we're just judging this mural based as a piece of art, it's fantastic. A lot of great variety on those hogs. A big veiny triumphant bastard, great suppleness and symmetry on the balls, a cum shot. It's got all the things you're looking for out of cock drawings. 

And as far as a response to their customers' cars getting towed? Somehow it's even better. It's not rocket appliance to understand the messaging here. If the owners of the apartment complex want to act like a bunch of dicks, then a bunch of dicks is what everyone in the building will get to wake up to every morning. No need to get lawyers involved. No need to take weeks gathering signatures on a petition and trying to pass some sort of legislature. Just one afternoon's work to draw a bunch of dicks and balls on your roof, and you'll get the result you've been looking for immediately. Nobody gets hurt or cancelled, it's just a bunch of people living in an apartment having to look at a painting of dicks all day. 

Also, let this serve as a reminder of just how important and influential the movie "Superbad" was to modern culture. Perhaps one of the last truly great comedies of our time. A timeless classic which will be quoted for the rest of eternity. Anybody who was in their formative years when that movie came out can remember spending their next few years of high school drawing dicks in all of their notebooks. 

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

@JordieBarstool