The Nuggets Fan Giving Out Fake Blowjobs On The Jumbotron Is The Fan Of The NBA Season So Far

Look, there have been plenty of reasons the Nuggets have started off slow this season. Their roster has been slowly picked apart by free agency. Their shooting is bad. The coach may or may not loathe the front office, likely because of those first two issues. But you can't blame the fans because they are bringing the same passion as they did during the Nuggs' championship run.

You would think a lovely lady like this would lean on her suburban mom dance moves on a Saturday night now that the Larry O'Brien was raised in Denver. But those were just thrown out there to lure the cameraman over and seduce him into a state of comfortability. Once she knew she had him locked in, that's when she broke out the double barrels for the sold out arena to see before introducing The Hammer to the Mile High Club at the end. The technique may not be the prettiest, but it puts up big numbers and gets the job done, much like Nikola Jokic's game.

Again, I don't know if Westbrick will become Westbrook even with the great Jokic to guide him or if the Nuggets will capture the magic of even last season. But I do know their fans are ready to do whatever is necessary to ensure Ball Arena has a great homecourt advantage outside of just the altitude.

P.S. Haha, it's called Ball Arena. Get it?