COOPER FLAGG HAS ARRIVED

The Chosen one is finally here and he is beautiful. He effortlessly does this, but I know what all you morons are going to say.."its against Maine who cares." I need you all to shut your trap right now because you will be seeing this all year. He is going to bring more hype to college basketball than Zion Williamson did. 

What people don't know about Cooper Flagg is that he talks a ton of shit and people are going to hate him and it makes me very excited for this season. Everyone was like can we hate Duke anymore now that Coach K is gone. Just wait until these games get on primetime, everyone will hate this team and I will be laughing at everyone. Cooper Flagg is that guy and you will see highlights like this every single night he plays and it will all be coming from me. Before I let you go also watch out for the name Kon Knueppel because he is another feisty bastard who is going to drop threes in your face and he might piss you off more.