Video Surfaces Of Golden Tate Attacking Kris Humphries Last Night In Dallas

Now you might be wondering to yourself right now, "just what in the frickin' heck do Golden Tate and Kris Humphries have in common?". It's a valid question, for sure. Aside from the fact that they both made very brief stops in Philadelphia at one point during their careers, there's not much there. 

But after their careers wrapped up, both guys have seen the light and transitioned over to the pickleball courts to keep those competitive juices flowing. And last night during a celebrity matchup at the Pickleball World Championships in Dallas, Golden Tate took an opportunity to smoke one at Kris Humphries to end the match. 

NASTY NELSON OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

Just like in tennis, you serve diagonally in pickleball. For those who are unaware, a "nasty nelson" is when you hit the opponent who is down the line from you. It's a greasy move, no doubt. Typically the type of move you only pull out against your very best friends, or your very worst enemies. If you're playing with anyone who you don't have that type of relationship with, things can get a little dicey. It's also pretty risky because you end up looking like a complete and utter jackass if you miss. So for Golden Tate to pull that shot off at 10-4 is pretty clutch. Granted, it was the 1st serve so he and Terrell Owens (yes, TO) still would have had another serve to play with if he missed. But big time players make big time shots in big time moments. 

As you just read, Terrell Owens was out there last night playing with Golden Tate, and Dirk Nowitzki was partnered up with Kris Humphries. 

There are very few athletic competitions in life that I could beat Terrell Owens in. The first would be a race on ice skates, and the second would be pickleball. There is no third, so I'm just glad to know that I have those two things over him right now. But if he keeps playing more pickleball, I might only be down to one soon. 

Also love that he got the opportunity to shit on Jerry Jones and the Cowboys real quick during his trip back to Dallas. 

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