The South Bay Lakers Have Sold Out The Arena Ahead Of Bronny's G League Debut Tomorrow

Listen, it's a Friday and besides 47 written blogs about the same topic all divulging 0 further information attempting to get some easy pageviews, we've got some breaking news out of South Bay and the UCLA Training Center. Bronny has officially sold out the arena ahead of his G-League debut tomorrow. Nevermind how much of a dumpster fire the Lakers are looking to be in the early season that is going to require some trades immediately to fix, but the light at the end of the tunnel is that Bronny is on a Caitlin Clark trajectory if you ask a loyal Lakers fan like myself.

Now, before the Internet starts realizing that the South Bay Lakers play their home games at the UCLA Health Training Center and it only holds 1,000 seats, let's just reminisce over what was the coolest moment in the NBA this season and likely the next 10 years unless the Lakers manage to win a championship before then:

I won't sit here and let people say that LeBron bought out all the 1,000 tickets even though that's worth about 50 cents to his fortune. This is how the Lakers shift the narrative and get their season back on track, with favorable news in the media that makes us look like the glorious franchise we have always been. The cheapest resale ticket is going for $200 right now, so I'd ask you to go to the best ticketing app in Gametime (and use code BARSTOOL for $20 off your first order) to compare that to tickets around the NBA for tomorrow. Spoiler: it's not even close!

Go Bronny Go!

P.S. Fuck it, nearly hour long Bronny highlights:

Star.