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Normal Behavior: Mack Hollins Was Apparently Late For A Meeting Because He Doesn't Believe In Taking Elevators

Come on man. Come on. You can't walk around and not believe in elevators. They are there for a reason. They are there to make life easier. I get you want to take steps, but this isn't just walking up 26 stories because you can. I mean I can't, I have one working Achilles, but others can. Just take the elevator. Then again, this is Mack Hollins: 

He's a weird dude for sure. But I can't get over the not taking an elevator. Elevators are one of the best inventions out there. You want to haul luggage up a bunch of stairs? I don't think so. Sure, the fear or getting stuck in there is alive. Establish a pee corner. But it makes life easier. Just take the elevator. This also reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg bit about escalators: 

Look, just take the elevator. I don't know what to tell you. I know I'm not a pro football player, but this is a promise that I will always take the elevator if it's more than a flight or two. It's there for a reason.