Dream Start: Saints Interim HC Darren Rizzi Clogged The Coach's Toilet When He Got To The Stadium Today, Thought It Was A Sign

I believe him. I don't know why, but this is a guy who 100% clogs the toilet

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This is the ultimate fear though, right? You show up to a place you don't belong or you're at your in-laws and you just have to shit your brains out. Maybe you ate something a little too spicy the night before. Maybe that 3am fast food order didn't sit right. Either way, you know the feeling. Just please go down. Please don't make me use this plunger or even worse alert someone that a toilet is clogged. Hold on, y'all want it

Little did he know this was a sign. Maybe it was a sign that blocking would be good today. Maybe it was a sign that the defense would make a stand. Whatever the sign is, Darren Rizzi needs to clog every toilet on game day from here on out. Shit his brains out, put a bunch of TP in the toilet, forget the 3-wipe rule and go about his business. No such thing as bad juju, you shit so much you clog a New Orleans coach toilet, you're doing something right. This is how you get guys fired up. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if this man used it in his pregame speech.

That's what some crawfish etoufee will do to you. It's a top tier dish, but you eat a little too much of that with some gumbo on the side and you clog a toilet. Some are saying he's trying to be Dan Campbell and the whole special teams background. But, no, a real football guy clogs a toilet and tells the world about it. 1-0, the perfect start.