Quinn Ewers Horny DM's Got Exposed

We’ve all been there—or, okay, maybe not everyone, but I certainly have. It’s late at night, you’re lying in bed, feeling a little too familiar with your usual content options. So, what’s the next move? You check the roster and see if you can score an exclusive late-night pic to spice things up. Even if she’s already sent you photos before, it’s a universal truth: when it comes to nudes, they’re like Super Bowls—the next one is always your favorite.

Now, I’m not here to give Quinn Ewers a hard time for being a Christian guy who sent a DM asking to see some pussy. We all have our own weaknesses. Who am I to judge? Frankly, I’ve seen some of the messages girls here receive, and honestly, asking for nudes is tame compared to most of them. But I will say this: Quinn, my guy, you didn’t need to blow up her DM’s like that. Take a breath! You can’t fire off ten back-to-back DMs without giving her a chance to reply. And you can’t ask for the pussy and then settle for “booty” with a quick “fine whatever.” At least negotiate a bit—there’s an art to the game. It’s a rookie mistake, but hey, it happens to the best of us.

That said, I’ve never been more sold on Texas. This might just push me to put a ticket on them to win it all this season.