Delusional White Sox Dave Got Bodied And Responded By Challenging Me To Run A Mile...What?

One of the best parts about Barstool is getting involved in content outside of your normal lane. Perhaps one of the more fun things to do is the Draft on Dogwalk with the Chicago fellas. I've done a handful at this point and it's always a fun chat despite that raccoon brained Dave always being there. 

Dave doesn't like me and says as much. If you're thinking to yourself, "I wonder if that is a Dave problem," you would be correct. I am friends with or cordial with everyone at the company. I'm closer with some folks compared to others but I don't have any issues with anyone. Not even Rico! 

Here's the thing, I don't even have issues with Dave except an insatiable need to correct him every time he says something boneheaded. The problem is, Dave doesn't like me because I am everything he wishes he was at one point or another in his life. The jealously is off the charts. 

Which brings us to the clip above. Don't get me wrong, no guy wishes for his hair to get thin or to go bald but that's life. The problem is, Dave is wildly insecure so when you throw his hair on top of everything, you get an angry elf. 

Yep, I'd go to Turkey too. 

I don't like ad hominem attacks because I think it's low hanging fruit but Dave threw the first punch and as someone who grew up in Jersey and spent 20 years in locker rooms and the Army, I was ready for him. 

Dave was not prepared and resorted to the worst, "well my dad can beat up your dad" argument in the history of Barstool.

So for those keeping score, not only did he resort to a physical challenge out of the clouds, but he challenged me to something I've done well my whole life. Some might call that dumb. I'd call that a raccoon boy using his raccoon brain. 

We were supposed to actually do this challenge today but some family issues prevented me from being available (can't wait to hear raccoon boy throw that in my face like I'm ducking him) but make no mistake, we will find a time. 

P.S. This clip plays on repeat every time I speak to WSD.