Cocaine Crazy: Turns Out The Premier League Ref Who Called Klopp a Cunt Was Ripping Lines

Is there a story more up my alley than cocaine and the Premier League? I think not. Just a couple of days ago, I wrote a blog ripping David Coote for calling Klopp a "cunt" on camera, 

but now I’m starting to see him as just one of the boys. I mean, who hasn’t found themselves in someone’s living room at 2 a.m., ripping lines and talking shop? Honestly, I've lost count of how many times I’ve done that—I couldn’t even begin to guess.

Sure, Coote’s a professional referee, and yes, this whole thing looks terrible, but who knows when this video was taken? Maybe it was during the off-season, and he was on a bender. Who am I to judge? My only real critique here is that it’s a rookie move to record yourself taking lines. That kind of thing should end the moment you hit 20. Nevertheless, Coote messed up and should’ve known better than to look straight into a camera, coked out of his mind, and call Klopp a "cunt" with confidence that the video would never surface. But hey, when you’re metaphorically hitting the black-diamond slopes with your buddies, it’s easy to get caught up in the moment.

Unfortunately for Coote, not only is the video of him indulging all over the internet, but the memes circulating around it are elite. And let’s be honest, the internet is ruthless when it comes to moments like this. The situation has transformed into an absolute meme fest, and Coote is the unintentional star.