This Fella Went Viral On A Dating Show For Offering Women A Chance At Private Jets, Yachts, And Popping Bottles At The Club To Which (Shockingly) Every Single One Declined

My new obsession is these dating shows on YouTube that have been going viral (a Barstool blog reader's favorite word). Basically they call up dudes who have a minute to explain themselves and what they do, what they're looking for in a woman, and their deal breakers. The women have a chance at any opportunity to "pop their balloon (or find love)", which unfortunately for this fella, did not result in love. 

This lad Mazzy (sp?) went up with the promise that most women would yearn for: private jets, traveling, yachts, and popping bottles at clubs. Immediately every woman popped their balloon, and some of the reasons were much more direct than others. I don't know if he's in the market for some new friends, but he may have a line of thousands of men ready to take over the world and help him post bottles on his Instagram if he's willing. Let's look at some of the reasons they weren't interested:

Everyone knows if you have $30,000 teeth and you proceed to roast someone's teeth but you say that you're not doing it to be disrespectful then they can't get mad at you. Besides, he has a whole house on his teeth. I'm not a realtor, but if you can find somewhere I can get a house for $30,000 please let me know so I can move out of this shithole that is New York City. Some people do end up finding love, so fellas, if you're in the market for a new princess, maybe a dating show is in your future if those good ole dating apps don't work for you. The full episode is 56 minutes of pure entertainment:

 P.S. Feed me an entire episode with weirdos like this and this show would be getting Rogan type money: