Problem Solved: Zac Taylor Brought Ping Pong Tables Back In The Bengals Locker Room To 'Create Energy And Competitiveness'

Oh, well, that's it. The Bengals problems have all been solved. All the defense needed to stop any average offense is some ping pong. This will make sure the front office stops making bad decisions, adds some offensive line help out of nowhere and Zac Taylor realizes how to finish a game. Ping pong, baby. What it really does is make you question why would you ever take the ping pong tables out of the locker room? I know this is a big story because it happens every year with the Bengals and I see Cincinnati media/friends/fans all talk about it. 

Look, all I know is if you're talking about creating competitiveness for an NFL team who 'should' be competing for Super Bowls you already lost. There's a reason you're 4-7 and don't think ping pong fixes that. Actually I know what I'm cheering for now. I'm cheering for the Bengals to win enough games to give their fans some hope (get crushed later, see 4-7 record) and everyone freak out more about ping pong tables. If this truly is the problem solver it'd be even dumber to have them out of the locker room all year. You can't be removing and returning ping pong tables when you have Joe Burrow in his prime and Ja'Marr Chase wanting money. 

Just know this is the turning point. Either Zac Taylor gets fired for not having ping pong tables in the locker room all year or they become a distraction.