'YOU DON'T GET TO SALVAGE THE CALL' - An Incredible Rant By Our Beloved John Fanta, Burying Some Clown Who Tried To Insult Him Over His Rankings

Now you got John Fanta all riled up! He can only get this riled up over the Cleveland Browns, goddamnit. This UC fan needs to pay for his sins and that should be watching Xavier beat Cincinnati again. Living here I can tell you that this rivalry is built on hate. It's easily the 3rd best rivalry in the sport but might be the one that truly has hate. It's also just a merry-go-round. I say that because it's the same thing over and over again. Xavier has owned UC over the last 20 years, 14-6 is owning. So you'll have Xavier fans scream about that while Cincinnati fans scream about how Xavier has never seen a Final Four and flash those 1960s titles around. Rinse, repeat, but it's a beautiful rivalry on hate. 

And if you think John Fanta is going to lose sleep over where he ranks teams THINK AGAIN. He only loses sleep over getting groceries and the correct order for his wife. Makes a lot of sense, because any person with a significant other knows the feeling of screwing up a food order. Good luck rebounding from that. And the balls on this guy trying to salvage the call. You drew a line in the sand, you don't suck up to John Fanta with the Browns after that. He will deliver an incredible rant and then wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, that's the kind of guy John Fanta is.