Honoring A Legend: George Pickens Was Pumped To Be Talking To The Media Today, Constantly Told Them 'I'm Just Here So I Won't Get Fined'

George Pickens is making a strong case for the funniest dude in the league. He's must watch because who else is doing shit like this on a regular basis? 

And so he decides to honor the legend Marshawn Lynch. He's going to show up, but he's not spending any more money. Good news is he can now take his money that he doesn't give to Roger and spend it here, for 20% off. I, like George, am here to not get fined. Some options for Pickens: 

I'm sure Pickens thinks he's going to get fucked over by people seeing his quotes and running with it. Zig instead of zagging here. Get people talking about you for refusing to answer anything related to fines, the offense and things needed to get done. That's how you keep a locker room together down the stretch of a football season. I like how he picked his spots here though. Gave just enough of an answer to keep everyone happy and then kept moving on. Insightful to how he knew Anthony Edwards, good basketball player. 

Can't wait to see what he does this weekend. We've reached the point with Pickens where he can do almost anything on the field and no one will bat an eye. We'll laugh and tweet about it, but that's it. Marshawn Lynch though? One of the most influential players in recent NFL history. Everyone doing the hold my dick celebration and now this.