Embrace Debate: Is White Sox Dave "Hot" Since Shaving His Head For Hair Implant Surgery?
So by now everybody knows that Donnie took a group of misfits to Turkey to get their ass hair transplanted onto their balding skulls.
By all accounts, it was an amazing trip.
You can read all about it here.
(Sidebar- Turkey looks and sounds like a fucking amazing place. The culture, the people, the scenery, the history, I love the sound of it all. Sadly I've never been, but as White Sox Dave so subtly told me on our Backstage podcast yesterday, I should seriously look into getting my crooked nose worked on, and have it fixed in Turkey. Would give me the perfect excuse to get over there since, according to Dave, it is the cosmetic surgery capital of the world. If that's true, there's got to be gaggles and gaggles of insecure smokes walking around that place right?)
Anyway, one of the more surprising products of the trip has been, as the kids call it, "glow up", of White Sox Dave.
The haters, like Eddie, want to try to rain on his parade, and bring the guy down, but I'm putting my flag in the ground and drawing the line here.
Bald White Sox Dave is a stud.
And I laugh in the face of anybody who says differently.
The guy has a new found confidence and air about him. A swagger if you will. And I love it.
I'm the kind of person who roots for others to do well (the anti-Dave Portnoy basically), so I'm happy as hell seeing this side of Dave appear. Even if it is this late in the game.
I wish he did this sooner. Why didn't he do this sooner?
He definitely could have saved himself a trip to Turkey- even though he had the best time ever, and it was free. But he could have been cleaning up with the ladies all this time, and commanding a hell of a lot of respect in the process.
No offense whatsoever to guys with thinning hair, bald spots, etc. - but why don't you guys just Bic it?
There are countless examples of strong, successful dudes who are bald. Chicks think its hot. And it has to save you a fucking shit load of money on hair cuts and upkeep no?
The haters, and those jealous of Dave, will continue to call him a stumpy-looking mongaloid, and that's fine. Whatever lets you sleep at night. But deep down in their hearts, they know to think twice before bringing their girlfriend around White Skull Dave.
p.s. - one day when we get to actually have a producer and don't need our father of 2, juggling 3 jobs, musician Colin producing and editing our shows, we will turn clips around quicker. But yesterday Dave explained to us that he "hates that people are complimenting him and telling him how good he looks now." Classic White Sox Dave. Guy can never just be happy.