Buddy From Afghanistan Is The Silkiest Rollerblader On The Planet
Is this dude serious right now?
You know how the Buffalo Sabres pulled off a major international espionage mission to get Alexander Mogilny to defect from the Soviet Union? Well some NHL team needs to figure out a way to bring this dude over from Afghanistan because my man can absolutely wheel out there.
And maybe his stick handling skills wouldn't be up to par, but it's pretty damn clear he'd make for a great right-handed shot defenseman. He's not afraid to let them fly with plenty of traffic in front.
You're seriously going to tell me right now that Chicago couldn't use a guy like this?
Last place in the league. Desperately need to find someone who can play alongside Bedard. They've been looking at free agency. They've been trying to add pieces through the draft. But turns out all Kyle Davidson needs to do is hop on the next flight to Kabul and put the ink to the paper on this man's ELC. Maybe even change their name to the Chicago Black Hawk Downs.