Sydney Sweeney Just Dropped Another Thirst Trap That May Actually Break The Internet This Time

Listen, it's no secret that I love a good Sydney Sweeney blog. All Business Pete walks by my desk and wonders what's wrong if I don't have a post up about her once a week. So when I went on Twitter and Instagram this morning and saw this photo 85 times in the span of 5 minutes, I knew it was time to get back into the well.

There's been a lot of controversy with Sydney Sweeney over the last week after a photo of her looking as normal as can be got covered from paparazzi and people on the Internet ran off and called her "mid". She then responded with a good old fashioned edited ass kicking, showing her looking great with comments of the people who were calling her ugly or something. It was a great day for the Internet when Sydney discovered what a thirst trap was a few months ago:

Being able to improvise on your game and keep the content coming to the tune of millions of likes every time you post is truly the work of the GOAT. It's not easy to maintain relevancy for year after year, and there's no stopping Sydney once she figured out the algorithm. Someone said that it was like Mahomes adding Lamar speed and I can't think of a more accurate comparison. We're living in the age of Sydney and we'll all be able to share the stories of her greatness one day.

P.S. I won't stop using the term break the internet when we're referencing Sydney Sweeney because someone commented it on her post and now it's the top viewed comment with over 25,000 likes in 2 hours. Respect.