Hump Day Dumps Like A Truck -Julieta Rodriguez

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For this week's installment, we're going with Julieta Rodriguez . And if we're being honest fellas, I think I've outdone myself this time. Surly, there will be some 300-lb, virgin with acne, who can't wait to tell us what's wrong with this girl and criticize my taste in the comments, but I take solace in knowing if 99% of us ever crossed passed with Julieta, we would faint on first sight. 

Have mercy.