This Triple Bow-And-Arrow Celly At The Boca Raton Bowl Is A Much More Ethical Way Of Embarrassing Your Opponent Than Finger Guns
Football has been cracking down lately on excessive finger guns celebrations. Otherwise known as "unloading the clip", roustabout football players have been running amok and pretending to fire on their opponents at will.
The thing about finger guns is that literally anybody can simply just pull the trigger on a gun. There's no skill involved on that. You can close your eyes and just blast away, hoping to hit your target. If a few strays end up taking out a couple of innocent bystanders, then that's just the way it is. Honestly it's a coward's way of celebrating a big stop.
But here comes Eric O'Neill of James Madison University. He's sick and tired of finger gun violence taking over the game he loves. He's not going to partake in the cowardice. He's going to make a change, and find a much more ethical way to shit on his opponents. So instead of spraying a pretend rifle at his competition, he instead decides to put his archery skills to the test and unloads his quiver against Western Kentucky. 3 straight bows straight to the vital organs.
The bow and arrow seems like it requires just a little more skill and precision to pull off the kill. Plus you need to be closer to your target in order to get the shot off, which adds to the challenge. Were the 3 arrows a little excessive? You could certainly make the case. But if you're going to pretend to strike down your opponent, this is the most ethical way to get it done.