When Fantasy Becomes Reality: A Fan's Conspiracy Theory That Jordan Love Plays His Best Football During "Toyotathon" Has Resulted In The Packers QB Getting an Actual Car Deal With Toyota
A fun fan's conspiracy theory has now come to life. Cat is fully out of the bag here. Toyota has finally gotten wind of "Toyotathon Jordan Love" and partnered up with the Packers star QB. Love gets a new car and I'm sure a solid bag of cash just because a fan realized he plays his best football during Toyota's holiday deal window. Must. Be. Nice.
And by the way, the stats don't hesitate to drive home the theory.
Love really has been that good of late. The Packers offense has hit the nitrous and been cruising against opposing defenses. It seems so easy at times when you have the o-line protecting Love, Jacobs running angry and wild, as well as a bevy of weapons causing all sorts of problems for secondaries. Reed, Doubs, Watson, Kraft, and Wicks are a lot to handle, especially when Love has time to let them get open. LaFleur is like a kid in a candy store designing these plays.
Now I have two concerns. 1) Toyotathon getting this mainstream, and leaving TikTok/Reddit threads to enter the mainstream could easily mess with the juju and throw this shit out of whack. Did we just ruin a great thing? Is Love gonna be thinking about Toyotathon tonight when he's dropping back to pass? Aside from hopefully clinching a playoff spot tonight, I need Love and Jacobs to do their thing if I'm to reach the Barstool office fantasy title game. I'm sure you all care about that. 2) Toyotathon ends in early January. We need to get that shit extended. I hope Love agreeing to partner with them came the understanding that this deal would go through the Super Bowl. His fiancee Ronika basically admitted Love is only good during this time of celebration. She was there when the deal with the devil was made.
Listen to Ronika and extend Toyotathon.