Walter White's House From Breaking Bad Can Be Yours For The Low Low Price Of $4 Million!

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ABC News- The house made famous by the “Breaking Bad” TV series is up for sale, and the owners of the otherwise unassuming home in one of Albuquerque’s older neighborhoods are hoping the property’s role in the long-running series will help them fetch a pretty penny.

Some online real estate calculators put the estimated market value of the four-bedroom ranch-style home at just over $340,000. But with the star power of “Breaking Bad” behind it, the global luxury realty service that is listing the home for Quintana and her family has it priced at just under $4 million.

Usually when the house of a famous fictional drug kingpin hits the market for millions of dollars, I fantasize about what it would be like living there. Getting lost in Scarface's "The World Is Yours" mansion before hitting the tiger pit seems like a blast, as does living life as Kevin in the McCallister's Silver Tuna (I don't care what anybody says, Mr. McCallister got that house through moving weight during the cocaine-fueled 80s).

But for the life of me, I can't understand who would want to fork over $4 million to live in Walter White's house. It's a perfectly fine ranch for a young family to grow into. But paying more than 10x the estimated value because it was the main character's home in what could be the greatest television show of all-time is preposterous, mainly because it will apparently make your life a living hell due to the constant visits from superfans.

While “Breaking Bad” certainly has left its mark on New Mexico and this quiet block in Albuquerque, the listing is sure to reignite interest. Fans often flock to the home, sometimes with hundreds of cars driving by in a single day, Joanne Quintana told Albuquerque television station KOB-TV.

Quintana said her parents purchased the home in the 1970s and that she and her siblings grew up there. As her parents got older and the show's popularity skyrocketed, it became harder to protect them. The family was forced to put up a metal fence and install security cameras to keep fans at bay. Now that her parents are gone, it's time to sell.

“This was our family home from 1973, almost 52 years," she told the station. "So we’re going to walk away with just our memories. It’s time to move on. We’re done. There’s no reason to fight anymore.”

The homeowners had a hard time keeping fans from attempting their own pizza tosses or trying to sneak dips in the iconic backyard pool.

I'm sure it's cool to have a couple of fellow Breaking Bad diehards stop by every so often. But I bet that gets old after you are forced to get a pizza off your roof for the 10th time in a week followed by you having to get your filter fixed because another asshole threw a pink teddy beat in your pool so they could get a cool picture for Instagram. I would personally much rather buy Jesse's aunt's house for a fraction of the price since that actually seemed like a cool place to live when it wasn't filled with meth heads or carcasses melted in acid and probably only gets visited by fans doing a full Breaking Bad Albuquerque tour.

Then again, if I watch this video, I could probably convince myself that no price for any location of that show is too much money because holy fuck did Breaking Bad rule back when it was cooking.