The Josh Harris Hate Tour In Philadelphia Is Off To A Great Start
The thing about Josh Harris is that he's actually a pretty decent sports owner. None of his teams have ever won anything of any significance. But he has acquired star players on all of his teams. But all of his teams are at least in the playoff mix pretty regularly at this point. It's not like the Sixers are absolute fucking dog shit right now because Josh Harris is a bad owner. They're absolute dog shit right now because their star player is made of glass, doesn't have the heart to compete when his team needs him the most, and the franchise has been plagued by a culture of losing.
No. Josh Harris isn't a bad sports owner at all. The issue with Josh Harris is that he's a goddamn weasel. He's a rat. He's a snake in the grass. And most importantly--he is an enemy to the city of Philadelphia, and ought to be treated as such.
If you were to tell Josh Harris that only one of the 3 teams he owns (Philadelphia 76ers, New Jersey Devils, Washington Redskins Football Team Commanders) could ever win a championship during his tenure as owner, I can guarantee you right now that he'd go with the Commanders. That's just a fact. And you can't blame him, either. He grew up a Washington fan, and the Super Bowl is way more valuable and prestigious in American sports than a Stanley Cup Championship or NBA Finals win.
It would be one thing if he owned the Sixers and then some random AFC team that the Eagles only had to play once every 3-4 years. But his dream scenario is quite literally at the expense of Eagles fans everywhere. His main objective is to orchestrate the demise of Philadelphia. He hopes to walk across the street from the Wells Fargo Center on Sunday and into his suite at Lincoln Financial Field to rip the hearts out of Philly fans everywhere. He is a goddamn snake.
And that's before we even get into the fact that he tried to tear the South Philadelphia Sports Complex apart. Before he showed his hand that he doesn't give a shit about Philly fans, but just about the money he can pump out of this city. Fortunately he got put back into his place by Roger Goodell and Adam Silver, and they bullied him into keeping the 76ers in South Philly. But never forget what Josh Harris tried to take from us then, and never forget what this little weasel is trying to take from us on Sunday. He is an enemy to the city, and you'll never change my mind on that unless Josh Harris wants to give me like....$500,000. Guy is worth over $11 billion so I doubt he'd even realize that money was missing.
P.S. -- Flyers already beat the Devils this past Saturday. Time for the Birds to continue to the tradition of burying Josh Harris teams on Sunday.