This Guy Should Be Thanking God For Helping Him Pull Off The Best Parking Job Ever

What an absolute roller coaster of a video. Let's first declare that there is nothing worse, I mean nothing worse than skidding in the snow. You don't know when it's going to happen, but when it does, all that goes through your mind is how awful this is going to end. All you can picture is which car or how many cars you are going to crash into, if you'll hit a guard rail, a pole, an old lady, etc. Just absolute fear for 15 to 30 seconds and there's nothing at all you can do about it. The worst feeling in the world. 

So this guy should be counting all his blessings the way he turned chicken shit into chicken salad here. He had zero control over that car and ended up doing the smoothest parking job of all time. Sometimes life just works out that way. Half an inch to the left, half an inch to the right, he's putting dents into every car on that road. Instead, he hit the banana peel patch of ice and did the perfect pirouette. If I'm him I get out of the car and walk away, playing it so cool, acting like that was completely intentional like a scene out of Fast and Furious. Take 5 steps and hit the lock button on the car so you get that "beep beep", and keep on walking, not even looking around. Just another day at the office, when in reality I'd have a ginormous shit in my pants.