A Cincinnati Miracle - The World Finally Has Skyline Chili Flavored Ice Cream And It's A True Defining Moment In Food History
There had been rumors about this floating around and people thought it was fake or just stirring up news. Oh, no. You don't taunt the world with Graeters and Skyline Chili combining to invent what I can only assume is the greatest ice cream in the world. Again, Graeters is delicious. Skyline is delicious. Combine the two and you gotta be looking at something incredible. I wouldn't be surprised if there are lines and camp outs waiting for doors to open so we can try this on the 27th.
I know people will immediately freak out because they see Skyline and chili. Let me be very clear. It's cinnamon and chocolate in there. That feels like it plays in ice cream. I've never been more excited to try something.
There's nothing more polarizing in the food world than Skyline Chili. People act like it's the worst thing ever invented. Those people are what we call morons. Every person at this company has come to Cincinnati, tried Skyline and walked away going 'really not bad,' which is the the ultimate selling point. Really the worst thing Skyline did was call itself Chili. If you drop the chili and come up with a new word for Skyline it'd be unanimously loved. Instead you get morons thinking it's actually chili instead of just an awesome deliciousness of sauce and perfection.
I can't wait to try this. People are already on hands and knees begging to try this. Large is ready, the Snack Boys are ready, America is ready. A true Cincinnati miracle. Smart to put the oyster crackers in there too. That's how you know you're really at a Skyline.