Cut The "Ryan Day Was Born On Third Base" Jokes Because Evidence Shows This Dude Hits Dingers Only

So in the midst of Ryan Day's National Championship tour that has taken him everywhere from Jimmy Fallon the Kelly Clarkson Show, Coach decided to hop on over to the Ohio State softball practice to put those nasty rumors that he was born on third base. 

First of all, those rumors should be dead and gone after he just took the Buckeyes on the greatest stretch run in College Football History, beating Tennessee, Oregon, Texas, and Notre Dame back-to-back-to-back-to-back. We finished the season having beaten the most Top 10 teams in the history of the sport, but I even think we're being sold short there. I think the stat should be that Ohio State is the first team in CFB history to beat ALL 5 TOP 5 Teams. Did we not? Notre Dame finished 2. Oregon finished 3. Texas finished 4. Penn State finished 5. And I'd argue the Buckeyes beat themselves not once but twice this season as well! 

Either way, point of the blog is look at this fucking stroke Coach has! Sure he dribbled the one above back to the pitcher, but that was just so he could show off how many he looks when he runs. Take a gander down here and see what would happen if he straightens this out!

Born on 3rd base? More like trotting around 3rd as he hits fucking dingers. I want Ryan Day in the Home Run Derby this year.