I Just Need To Vent About How Stupid Michigan Fans Are

So Justin Frye got hired by the Cardinals this morning. And Jim Knowles got hired for over $3 million a year by Penn State last weekend. I think it's pretty obvious to say that winning National Championships opens up doors for your assistant coaches. And I simply pointed that out on Twitter earlier today. But when I say I'm dumbfounded at the response by the fans from Michigan, that is an understatement.

I could go on and on and on. Am I taking crazy pills right now? Do they not understand that the reason why Michigan's entire staff fleeing to the NFL had the narrative that they were running from the hammer is because.....they are currently under investigation for 11 violations, including 6 Level One accusations? I legitimately cannot comprehend how they can't comprehend that. Yes, when you win a Natty, your coaches get better opportunities. That is a fact. But the mass exodus of Michigan coaches has the connection that they are all implicated to a cheating scandal that is going to set the program back for a decade, perhaps even erasing the previous decade. Is Michigan not supposed to be one of the brighter institutions in this country? Then again, makes sense why their entire fanbase got all their team gear at Walmart....

Listen, Michigan fans, you do have a couple fair chirps. You beat Ohio State!!!! 4 years in a row! People try and pull receipts on me saying it's more important to me than a Natty like I've ever wavered off that take? Dave calls it revisionist history. When did I change? You have to beat Michigan. Especially if you have a National Championship caliber team (which we clearly did) and they have their worst team in the last 4 years, by a lot. So stick with that response. But the idea that the narrative around Justin Frye leaving his Offensive Line position to take an NFL job implies the hammer is coming....or that it was unfair for college football fans to imply that about Harbaugh and Co. leaving last year....is flat out...well, I don't say that word but you know what I'm thinking. You guys are so dumb.