Ochocinco Giving Nick Sirianni A Little Forehead Kiss At Super Bowl Opening Night Sure Seems Like Good Luck For The Birds
Super Bowl Opening Night is one of the most unhinged things the NFL does on an annual basis. Here you are getting ready for the biggest game of the year. For a lot of guys out there, it's the biggest game they've ever played in their life. And the NFL makes you fly down there a week early just to feed you to a circus show of every Johnny Jerkoff with a microphone asking you a bunch of ridiculous questions. Alshon Jeffery knew that we completely lost the plot of Super Bowl Opening Night in 2017/18.
But while it's a total circus show out there, it also gives us the occassional one or two great moments. Like Ochocinco coming out of nowhere to give Nick Sirianni a quick little smooch on the noggin. What is the relationship between Ochocinco and Nick Sirianni? Honestly, I have no idea. A quick search on wikipedia would tell you that they've never crossed paths professionally at any point. And you hear Nick Sirianni say he could never even get Ochocinco's phone number. Imagine not being able to get a guy's number, but still getting a tender little forehead smooch? Not bad for Coach.
One guy who probably isn't getting a smooch tonight is going to be this fella, who is clearly butt ugly and all his girlfriend can think about at night as she lays her head down on her pillow to go to sleep is Jalen Hurts.
"Sounds like a DNA thing" is diabolical here. Jalen Hurts just destroyed this poor man's entire bloodline. His family lineage have all been outed as absolute uggos. Gross, disgusting creatures who have suffered from looking like ass through multiple generations.
And while we're with Jalen here, I have to admit that a little part of me always just hoped the Eagles had adopted the term "tush push" for their most iconic play call.
Finding out they just refer to is as a QB sneak is probably a fantastic loophole, though. If the league ever decides to ban the "tush push", they can just claim they've never actually ran the tush push before.
Now we all know that Joe Schoen has made multiple blunders during his tenure so far as the GM in New York. Primarily allowing Saquon Barkley to walk out of the building and straight down to Philadelphia. But it's no hard feelings for Saquon Barkley. In fact, he's even willing to do Joe Schoen's job for him and get the Giants to sign Jameis Winston this offseason.
And maybe the biggest answer to come out of Opening Night, besides the fact that Jalen Hurts' favorite color is purple, is that is sure sounds like Philadelphia is getting a retractable roof at some point here.