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878!!!! AN INCREDIBLE GOAL!!!! 17 AWAY!!!!

 

An absolutely hysterical goal, but they all count the same! And spare me the "empty net merchant" nonsense- yes, this one is funny. But I'm going to venture he's going to break the record by enough goals that even if you took a bunch of the empty-netters off the total, he'd still hold it. And besides, Gretzky had 56 empty netters himself (Ovi now has 63), while also playing against 124 pound part-time mail carriers cosplaying as goalies. Just had to get that off my chest!

17 more to go. Crazy, crazy, crazy.