Barstool After Dark Tonight: Nick, KB, and Tate Will Lose 30 Pounds On Stream

So I made this video last night, but tonight marks the official debut of Barstool After Dark. Sure we had the Double Hole in One Stream a few weeks back, and then we went to New Orleans for the Skills Competition, but tonight it's officially Tate, what ideas can you come up with? And since you all wanted to body shame me and call me FAT during the golfing, I've decided to go with the consensus advice and "lose some fucking weight" this evening. I've employed the services of the Weight Cutting expert in the office, former college wrestler Kyle Bauer, as well as his trusty sidekick Nick Turani who will surely come up with creative ways to drop some LBs once we inevitably fail early on.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, The Biggest Losers:

Tune in tonight at 9 o'clock Eastern / 8 o'clock Central. I'm not really sure how it's going to go, but I do know I'm in a fight for my life right now trying not to take a shit. I've been eating a bunch of salty foods and drinking a bunch of water to hopefully come in at an all-time high that KB can then run off me in a sauna suit, but after a cheesesteak and Mac and cheese for breakfast, I have to poop REALLY BAD. I would put the odds of me being able to hold this in until this evening at about +2500 right now. Can I take something to make me not shit right now but then reverse it with a laxative later…..?

9 o'clock Eastern / 8 o'clock Central on the Barstool After Dark channel.