Trump's Pick to Handle the Release of All Secret Files - Including the Epstein List - Says JFK Was Killed by TWO Shooters

If you've been around Barstool long enough, then you are no doubt familiar with Rep. Anna Paulina Luna. She's certainly been on my radar ever since she first appeared on the radar of then-45th President Donald Trump back in 2020:

And again last summer, when she ran afoul of some keyboard warriors for the unpardonable crime of looking amazing in campaign swimwear being sold by her party's nominee:

And her response to the sexist online abuse she received:

So Rep. Luna is not just a member of Congress and veteran, she's a strong, brave, empowered woman who will not yield to those trying to tear her down.  So you can see why the President chose her to lead a task force that is being formed to handle some of the most sensitive information ever released by our government. The declassification of all the files surrounding the assassinations of the 1960s, and the shocking news that they will also be releasing the names on the heretofore secret Jeffrey Epstein Client List:

Here's hoping she delivers on this promise of transparency. There's been no justifiable reason to keep the files on JFK, MLK and RFK secret for six decades. And there was never a legitimate excuse to hide the names on Epstein's list. The only justification to keep them hidden is for the protection of powerful interests. But the public's right to know should outweigh ancient government coverups and sparing the reputations of creepy pedophiles. 

That said, if Congresswoman Luna's first day on the job is any indication, our world is about to get rocked with truth bombs. Right out of the gate, she landed this drone strike on the Warren Commission's finding that JFK was killed by a Lone Gunman:

There is simply no understating how huge this is. The whole official narrative of the assassination is that Lee Harvey Oswald was a deranged crackpot and a Communist sympathizer who just so happened to have a job stacking boxes at the School Book Depository next to Dealey Plaza, which gave him vantage point to shoot President Kennedy in the back of the head. And no one else was involved. It was just an unhinged weirdo with enough sniper training from his time as a Marine to pull off the job, all by his lonesome.

That theory survived the FBI's investigation. Fit the CIA's version of events. Was supported by The Warren Commission. Confirmed (though with some doubt) in the late '70s, by the House Select Committee on Assassinations. And believed by practically no Americans who have actually done the research over the past 60 years. (I used to be convinced of the Lone Gunman theory thanks to books like Cased Closed by Gerald Posner and a special done by PBS' Frontline. But now see it for the total, highly convenient fiction it is.) 

Now it's taken less than a month of the Trump Administration and one day of Rep. Luna's task force for that narrative to be shattered into a million pieces. Given what we've already heard, one can't help but imagine we're going to be carpet-bombed with new revelations and the evidence to back them up in the days, weeks, and months to come. 

And regardless of how shocking the information might be, we deserve to know. To know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. To once again quote the Kevin Costner character in Oliver Stone's JFK, "Let justice be done though the heavens fall." 

So far, so good, Congresswoman.