Crisis Averted: Jeff Nadu Selects His #1 Rack Freely

It was quite the night yesterday. 

I'm in the market for a recliner so I was waltzing around in Ashley Furniture looking to buy something for my house. I got stuck between two different ones. One was more comfortable, but objectively uglier. It also had a nice feature of a built in phone charger. I enjoyed that. The other one looked better and was just slightly less comfortable, but it came with a nice feature of it's own with it doubling down as a massage chair. Truly, a tough call for an indecisive lad like me.

Anyway, my recliner is neither here nor there. This blog is about the angry phone call I received from Jeff Nadu after I left the furniture store. 

I can sum it up, but it's best to be understood from the man himself:

In short, Nadu made a couple picks that the commissioner thought might get the Stool into some trouble so he forced some audibles to bring everything back above deck.

Little did the commissioner (Red Ed) know is that it would ignite such an international incident.

And for invoking such incident I want to say that Red Ed apologizes. I was just looking out for the company that employs over 400 people first when in reality I should've been looking out for Jeff Nadu's rack reputation.

So one more time for good measure - Jeff Nadu, I'm sorry.

Here is the draft: