This Woman's Mugshot Has Gone Viral After She Got Arrested For Allegedly Filling Up Her Ex Boyfriend's Gas Tank With PRE-SUCKED Skittles And Coke Zero

Let me start off by saying that I think we need to hear both sides. That's the premise of a good justice system right? Innocent until proven guilty? When I saw the headline, I knew that this was a textbook case of breakup gone wrong. Pre-sucked Skittles? Anyone who has ever eaten a skittle in their life, especially a sour one, would know that the sucking is the best part (no one screenshot this and it out of context). 

How do the police even charge you for presucking some skittles and putting them into a gas tank? I like to live in a world where every story I read online is true, and if you're not going to take it from me, then the EXTREMELY reputable outlet Hypefresh might be your saving grace:

According to police reports, the woman—whose identity has not been released—was allegedly furious over the breakup and decided to take matters into her own hands. Under the cover of night, she snuck onto her ex’s property and proceeded to stuff his gas tank with Skittles she had already sucked on, followed by a generous pour of Coke Zero. By morning, the damage was done.

Her ex-boyfriend noticed his car was struggling to start and, upon further inspection, discovered the bizarre concoction. Mechanic estimates for the repairs reportedly soared into the thousands as the mixture wreaked havoc on the vehicle’s fuel system.

I was today years old when I found out Skittles were like those Mentos tricks you used to do as a kid and ruin your entire carpet before your parents gave you a good ole can of ass-whoopin. All the comments asking how they knew it was presucked is a stupid question -- obviously the police wanted to try one to make sure they were truly Skittles for good measure? Where does she rank in history as some of the greatest criminals our legal system has ever seen? No idea, but free her expeditiously and if anyone wants to put some money on her books while she fights the Man and can find out how then let me know so I can join in.