A New Waffle House Brawl Has Dropped and This Might Be the Best One of All-Time

I've written some variation of this blog probably a dozen or so times over the years and I've said the same thing every time: you do not fuck around at a Waffle House because it is the only establishment where employees are universally able and sometimes encouraged to take matters into their own hands. But even for all the brawls I have seen caught on film inside the Redneck Hibachi in my life, I've never seen anything like this.

That female employee had been waiting years for someone to fuck around and find out and she certainly did not waste her opportunity to shine. What a performance. No messing around with slapping or pushing, just straight to the ceramics. I don't know what her employment status is looking like after this, but I guarantee you nobody is going to pull any funny business in that WaHo for the foreseeable future.

I hope nobody in there was still waiting on their All-Star Special, because I have a feeling it never came. What a tragedy that would be.