Justin Bieber is Doing Great

It's been a while since Justin Bieber has dropped a new album. It felt like we hadn't heard or seen much of anything at all from the young crooner as of late. But Justin Bieber is back. And by back I mean, randomly appearing in viral videos looking like a character from the Cartoon Network television series, 'Codename: Kids Next Door'.

You might watch that last video and wonder if Justin Bieber recently emerged from a year's long stint in a small dark closet, door sealed off around the edges, with a hose stuck through that's continuously pumping in nitrous oxide. And that at the conclusion of his nitrous oxide hot box, he decided to reset his brain by undergoing a 1930's style lobotomy. In short… you might think that Justin Bieber is on drugs. That he's not "doing ok". But tell me, if a 30-year old hundred-millionaire celebrity with a history of drug problems and the means do whatever he wants every day for the rest of his life is "losing his fucking mind", would he be able to beat the piss out of USA hockey legend Jeremy Roenick in a celebrity hockey game?

But more importantly… would an "on drugs" Justin Bieber be able to do this?

For anybody out there who's baselessly, and irresponsibly accusing Justin Bieber of being "not ok"… if that's true, then why would Justin Bieber and wife Hailey release a statement assuring the general public that Justin Bieber is actually thriving.

Right from the California sober horses mouth. People are accusing Justin Bieber of drugs. Itt's garbage, it's rubbish, and it's not true. Sure, Justin Bieber likes to smoke so much weed from time to time. But if a rich and famous celebrity who's accomplished everything in life can't step out for a night on the town in a halloween costume mid-February and scratch his legs a bit without being accused of spiraling, then what's the point of being a rich an famous celebrity? What is it all even for? Be born hot and talented.. work hard.. get money.. then look hilarious for the rest of your life and have people call it fashion. That's the American dream. 

Keep up the good work Justin. You're doing great. From one guy who's face has been permanently altered by year's of drug and alcohol use to another, I think you look super normal.