Brandon Walker Did A Puck Drop Tonight And Almost Fell On His Face 5 Times

Brandon Fuckin Walker. 

You'd think that an invite to drop the fuck on a Friday night SPHL game in front of tens of fans would be taken a little more seriously and respectably...

But nope. Not Brandon Fuckin Walker. 

Couldn't have been more cocky.

He might as well have pulled a Nature Boy. 

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But karma struck, and it struck like lightening. 

It looked like baby Bambi out there. 

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For a guy who literally knows every single thing there is to know about absolutely everything in the world, it's shocking to see that he didn't know that ice was slippery. 

Somehow Bigcat will take the brunt for this one. 

p.s. - this was the "50 Cent First Pitches" of puck drops