Imagine If The Two Things That Make You Shit Your Pants Got Together And Had A Baby?

Two Ohio culinary icons got together recently to collaborate on a combination of their best sellers. 

However, unlike in 1968, when Smucker's introduced its Goober brand, consisting of a jar of that never-before-seen-but-very-sensible array of alternating vertical stripes of peanut butter and jelly, the Cincinnati companies I am referring to have a more ‘oil & water’ relationship than any peanut butter & jelly alliance. 

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Skyline Chili has been proudly destroying the colons of loyal patrons since 1949 with their signature chili over spaghetti...

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Meanwhile, Graeter’s Ice Cream has been destroying waistlines in the greater Cincy area since 1870.

And in the Year of Our Lord 2025, these two local powerhouses got together and released a Skyline Chili-flavored Graeter's Ice Cream complete with a handful of whole Oyster Crackers suspended in each pint, like some unholy bastardization of chocolate chips or pieces of Oreos. 

Since I just started doing a weekly food podcast, I spent some time with Ohio State ‘legend’ (my words, not his) and fellow fat bastard, Nick Mangold, to try the best his home state has to offer. Check it out here...

And if you want to listen to the whole first episode of my new weekly show: YOU GOTTA TRY THIS, you can find it wherever you find the finest of podcasts or long-form videos...

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