There Is An "Artist" Who Goes By The Name "Pie Girl" Making Hundreds of Dollars For Chaining Up Men And Smashing Them In The Face With Pies

At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I have to repeat that one thing we do not do around here, and that is "kink-shame". 

Everybody has their thing. 

Show me a man who says he doesn't, and I'll show you a liar. 

Or a quaker who lives a vanilla sex life. 

Since we're in the circle of trust here, and there's nobody more respectful of differences in the world than Barstool commenters, I feel no shame admitting that I am a foot guy. 

I don't know how. Or why. But a girl with sexy feet and well-maintained toes really gets my dick hard, if you catch my drift. 

All of that said, these men who found pie girl and are showering her with money to humiliate them will never hear a peep from me. 

This blog isn't to cast judgement, or throw stones, rather, it's to showcase an art form that I never knew existed. 

Pie Girl is a modern-day Salvador Dali -

These videos are all grainy and vintage looking, so it's hard to make out, but Pie Girl kind of has an Alison Brie thing going- which really does it for me. 

Steve Granitz. Getty Images.

Matt Winkelmeyer. Getty Images.

Axelle/Bauer-Griffin. Getty Images.

Axelle/Bauer-Griffin. Getty Images.

The only thing I don't get is the chained-up part. That part terrifies me. But maybe that's part of the kink? I don't know, again, not my thing, and not judging, just curious. Seems a tad dangerous. 

p.s. - really wanted to work a cream pie joke into this blog somehow, someway but thought it would be too lowbrow when discussing fine art.