The Eagles Need To Go Out And Draft This DB Who Bears An Uncanny Resemblance To Jalen Hurts
Truth be told, I know next to nothing about Virginia DB Jonas Sanker. Call me crazy, but I didn't really get around to watching a ton of Virginia football this past fall. Somehow I ended up missing all of their games. But it looks like Jonas Sanker is projected to go somewhere around the 4th round of the draft.
All I'm saying is that the Eagles got the 129th pick in the draft from the Lions for a reason. And that reason was to make sure they grab Jonas Sanker before any other team has the chance to. Because we can't afford any other locker room in the league to have a variant of Jalen Hurts walking around.
Who knows if Jonas Sanker can actually help the Eagles on the field. That's not relevant. The point here is that we just can't afford the possibility of another team having their own version of Jalen Hurts. If this dude starts wearing a Kangol hat and speaking in riddles every time he's asked a question by the media? Then there's no telling what his new team will be capable of accomplishing. The moment Jonas Sanker says "keep the main thing the main thing", then we'll know he's actually a clone.
The Eagles have spent too much time creating the culture and identity of this team. A bunch of singularly focused monsters who care about nothing other than winning. They can't just allow some other team to come in and steal their identity bar from bar. You know Jerry Jones is licking his chops to draft this guy. You know the Commanders would love to have a Jalen Hurts clone in the locker room. If the Eagles need to burn a 4th round pick on this cat just to make sure he doesn't end up in the hands of someone else, then that's exactly why you acquire assets in the first place.