Howie Roseman Is A Confirmed Sex Haver, And Says That Winning A Super Bowl Is Just Like Doing The Dirty
Fellas,,,,you ever just put your penis into a little bit of some vagina? This guy knows what I'm talking about right here.
Bumping uglies. Clapping cheeks. Doing the dirty. We're talking about intercourse here, folks. Anyone who has ever been fortunate enough to do some sex now knows exactly what it feels like to win the Super Bowl. You can't believe it happened. You feel like it's the greatest night of your life. You cry for a little bit afterwards.
Did I necessarily need to picture Howie Roseman making sweet, sweet love to his old lady today? I probably could have gone without that. But considering how much he fucks other GMs around the league every single offseason, it makes sense that Howie Roseman knows a thing or two about smashing. Let's just hope he's a pervert and addicted to having sex. Because I need Howie Roseman to get that feeling again next year, and the year after that, and the year after that. Closing the deal on a Myles Garrett trade would be like popping that little blue pill, Howie. Make it happen.
