Armie Hammer Gives An All Time Weirdo Interview Where He Talks About Trying To Hook Up With Guys After Downloading Grindr

The "Social Network" actor was discussing bisexuality on his 'Armie HammerTime Podcast,' when he recalled the time he tried hooking up with a French hunk … only for him to run into one huge problem facing lots of guys -- a limp noodle.

As Armie tells it, things were getting hotter and heavier until reality set in … he says the Frenchman reached for his hammer but he stopped the guy in his tracks -- "You're not gonna touch my flaccid penis."

Armie says the Frenchman tried to continue, but he'd had enough of going through the motions and put his foot down … and that was the end of his bi-curiosity.

Hooking up with guys? Depending on who you ask…not weird. Downloading Grindr and meeting up with a guy then not being able to get hard? Also not weird. Happens to the best of us. Usually at about 3:00 AM after a night on the town, but that's neither here nor there. What is weird is the fact that Armie Hammer simply will not shut the fuck up about his sexual exploits. It's almost as if he forgot that he was blacklisted from society Hollywood for his sexual exploits. You'd that would deter someone from talking about getting sucked off on Grindr, but not Armie! Put a mic in front of his face and he will TALK. He did it a few months ago with his freak of a mother who said she bought him a vasectomy for his 38th birthday…

Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

That said, let this interview serve as a reminder that we, as podcasters, don't need to share everything. I understand the allure of the click/view, but some things are best left unsaid. No one wanted to hear this story from Armie. All we want from Armie is for him to realize that it's over. Your career as an actor, your celebrity, the respect from your peers- it's all no longer exists. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU (allegedly) TRY TO EAT PEOPLE. So stop with the podcasting and figure something else out. The time has come.