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"Let's Go Get A Beer" Is The Perfect Way To Follow Up A Great Fight In Senior Whale Shit Hockey

First of all, I see like 6 people in the stands after that fight. Which leads me to believe this wasn't just some random beer league game. Benches are full, everybody wearing the same uniform without any ringers out there wearing a jersey that's just a similar color. This has to be some senior whale shit hockey. 

Guys who play because they love the game, and they don't know what their life would be like without hockey in it. Their bodies can't take it anymore. Their brains are already beyond the point of repair. Minimal skill, minimal athleticism. But what they lack in both, they more than make up for it with heart, guts, and balls. 

So if they need to drop the gloves and take a few fists to the skull in order to fire up their team and the half-a-dozen fans in the stands? Then that's what they're going to do every single game, because they're hockey players. And if there's one thing that hockey players love more than beating each other's brains into a pulp on the ice, it's grabbing some cold ones after the game. These guys were trying to send each other into the afterlife not just 20 seconds ago. A scrap that good doesn't result in any bad blood. It just creates a new drinking buddy. 

@JordieBarstool