BREAKING: Ryan Day Has Never Once Dyed His Beard (Source: Ryan Day's Wife Dunking On Clay Travis)

So the universally accepted loser, Clay Travis, made a really weird point yesterday when he said you can't trust men who dye their beards. I was only able to watch the first 45 seconds before I fell asleep when he started comparing masculinity and Santa Claus and God knows what, but I did make it to the part where he explained that people don't trust Ryan Day because he dyes his beard. And I quote, "Ryan Day's approval rating would go up a billion percent if he didn't dye his beard. If he wants to be beloved, don't dye your beard".

Folks, I'm not even going to address the hypothetical statements he made about approval ratings and beloved and blah blah blah because not only is he a NATIONAL CHAMPION, he also simply doesn't dye his beard. Source: Ryan Day's wife

THE FIRST LADY HAS SPOKEN!!! And you can suck on that one, Clay Travis. You're just butthurt that your little Tennessee Volunteers thought they were going to take over Columbus and rename The Shoe as "Neyland North"....until Ryan Day said umm no we're going to embarrass your team, your conference, and your entire fanbase on National Television. All the good people of Tennessee may have ruined their kids' Christmas by spending all of their money to come to Ohio and get curb stomped, but the video of the Vols running out shirtless to then immediately put their clothes back on is the gift that keeps on giving:

"Fucking clowns" makes me laugh every time. That's what Clay Travis is, too. A fucking clown. Get your facts straight next time before you speak about the King of College Football.