CBS News Reports Conclave Cardinals Are "Rawdogging" Right Now In The Sistine Chapel

, Because "They Had Their Devices Confiscated"

Goddamnit I forgot to leave that full context in the headline. Sometimes things just slip out I guess. Hopefully no one read that title on the internet and got the wrong idea about what priests do when they're locked in a musty room together. Truthfully I still haven't seen 'Conclave' so I have no fucking clue what's happening in there. Nor do I need to!

But it is extremely funny to imagine all these high level clergy guys just sitting around PISSED they can't lock in with their daily brainrot doom scroll. Have they been using i-Pads in the Vatican this whole time? Possible Popes playing Candy Crush in between baptisms? Or was that just a misplaced "how do you do fellow kids" joke and "devices" aren't actually that prevalent in there anyway? 

I don't really care about the answer, hand to God, but I did appreciate this reply with another Big J News goof. They always go down smooth. Shout out Billy O!

Okay apologies but I can't shout out the news clip KING without some proper tribute here. 

Fuck it, 

WE'LL 

DO 

IT 

LIVE.

Haven't rewatched that in years, man what an iconic internet experience. Just an absolute lunatic. But also a PRO. 

Anyway that's about all I got on the priests but I did also love this reply using a clip from 'Shrinking'. Heard really good things about that show and it did get renewed for S2. Maybe this will be the spark that finally gets me to watch (after I finish 'The Studio')

Good luck, nay… GODSPEED, to those Sistine Chapel slapdicks getting their devices back soon. Peace & all-time news bloopers be with you!