The Most Bullshit Part Of The Mavs Winning The Lottery Was Watching Nico Harrison Be Happy And Go Nuts Celebrating

This is everything that sucks about the lottery. I'm not here to say rigged, because it's too obvious. You need to mix it in there, although I will be updating the log of my conspiracy theory moments: 

The fact is this lottery is bullshit. You have one of the most highly thought of prospects in Cooper Flagg, a guy that has been dubbed the No. 1 pick for a couple years now. Even if you look at the 4 teams who were waiting to hear their name called, someone was going to yell rigged. It was Spurs (Pop retiring, 1997 all over again), Hornets (keep him in North Carolina with Duke fans), 76ers (feel bad about Embiid and every draft miss) and then of course the Mavericks. The same team who traded Luka and tried to sound smart about it. The same team who can't stop saying stupid shit: 

This guy keeps fucking up and finding success. Trades Luka, Lakers lose in the first round so now people think he made a smart deal. Anthony Davis, Kyrie gets hurt, he gets Cooper Flagg. Guy even fucked up the Steph Curry pitch at Nike and found himself here. Of all the teams who didn't deserve to win the lottery, the Mavericks were easily the least deserving. Them or the 76ers because of the whole Process thing. But, no one and I mean no one deserved to be happier less than Nico Harrison.