Today in Resurfaced CIA Reports About Insane Secret Govenment Programs: An Alien Civilization on the Dark Side of the Moon

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There's a school of thought that goes, "Once is chance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is a pattern." It's a school I happen to have a degree from. 

The pattern we're talking about is this steady drumbeat of surreal old secret CIA operations suddenly hitting the news outlets. Including programs to psychically locate ancient Biblical artifacts. 

One ("chance):

Two ("coincidence"): 

And now Three ("pattern"):

 … Axelrod.” 

“He is told to remote view the Moon, and he remote views an alien base on the Moon.” 

Here it is in greater detail:

Daily Mail -  As the US prepares to send astronauts back to the moon, a CIA file has resurfaced that claims to have found life there more than 25 years ago.

In the 1970s and 80s, the CIA conducted experiments with individuals who claimed they could perceive information about distant objects, events, or people, a process known as 'remote viewing.'

The experience of remote viewer Ingo Swann was first revealed in 1998 when he explained how his psychic episode took him to the dark side of the moon. …

That's where the remote reviewer made a shocking discovery: towers, buildings, and human-like aliens working at a secret complex on the moon's surface.

Disturbingly, Swann said government officials knew the aliens had a base there, and these humanoids could actually sense his presence as he viewed them with his mind from 238,000 miles away.

He claimed that a race of aliens that 'looked exactly like us' erected several giant towers on the moon. One was the size of the United Nations building in New York. 

Swann, who died in 2013, made the shocking claims in his book 'Penetration: The Question of Extraterrestrial and Human Telepathy' released in 1998.

Needless to say, there's nothing new here. Not even close. Look at those dates. A guy who died in 2013 published a book in 1998 about a program from the '70s and '80s. But it's resurfacing in 2025. Like the two stories about the two very different Biblical arks. 

Why these types of decades-old "revelations" keep coming up, your guess is as good as mine. Part of me assumes this is a psyop to distract the public from something far more sinister than secret 1970s labs where guys in Sans-a-belt slacks and ridiculously wide ties rip lung darts and sexually proposition the receptionist while trying to get telepaths to tell us where the Commies are hiding their nukes. The other part of me thinks it might just be the algorithm feeding me items of interest it knows I'll dine out on for weeks. 

But again, this moon thing isn't necessarily anything new. There have long been reports - disputed by all the official sources - that alien structures have been spotted on the dark side by Apollo crews. 

And several things make even bonkers claims like these so intriguing. One is that the moon, to put it simply, is weird. There is no other celestial object like it in the observable universe. It's size and distance from Earth make it the exact same size from our vantage point on the ground as the sun. Which is why solar eclipses look the way they do, two circles with the same circumference perfectly overlapping. No natural satellite anywhere in our solar system or the others we've searched have such an alignment. Or anything close. 

Next there's the fact that the same side faces us at all times. So that when Apollo 8 became the first mission to orbit the moon, humans were seeing the far side for the very first time. And since no one's been back in over 50 years, an alarmingly small sample size of people have seen it with their own eyes. Which only adds to the plausibility of the Moon Base theory.

[Let me digress for a moment to offer a mind-blowing fun fact to amaze your friends: More men have walked on the lunar surface than scored earned runs against Mariano Rivera in the postseason. Enjoy it, with my compliments. Credit @netelitebaseball. Now back to the post.]

Lastly, there's compelling evidence that suggests the moon isn't a natural object at all, but …

Tests have shown that it's actually hollow. Rockets sent up to intentionally crash into the surface so Earth-based lasers can measure the vibrations in order to determine its composition have reported it ringing like a bell. Only adding to the speculation the whole thing was constructed by an extraterrestrial race as a kind of cosmic truck stop. Or a platform for studying humankind. Or prepare to harvest us like agriculture products. Again I'll reference The Why Files channel. Which explores these claims and debunks a lot of them. Gird your loins. It's bananaland:

So that's where we're at today. Another week, another utterly bizarre report about the spy agency that was formed by the War Department after WWII to keep an eye on what the Red Menace was up to, getting deep into paranormal research. And, according to the agency, finding what they were looking for. 

I can't wait to see what wild shit they come up with next. And based on this pattern that's been established, we won't have to wait long. Until then, I for one am cranking up the Pink Floyd: