Jeff Bezos' Step Son Made Him Throw A Full Out Foam Party For His 19th Birthday On The Deck Of His $500 Million Mega Yacht
Source - Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez have changed the game when it comes to "foam fingers" ... 'cause the two stars played around at a foam party days before exchanging bling for their ring fingers!
The major couple was spotted on Jeff's megayacht -- the Koru -- off the coast of Europe Sunday ... partaking in a lavish foam party for Lauren's son Evan's 19th birthday.
JB and LS were covered in suds on the deck ... engaging in a little PDA a few days before their star-studded wedding.
Most of their bodies are covered in foam ... but, it seems Lauren's wearing just a tiny little bikini -- and Jeff's keeping up on his workouts, looking pretty darn muscular.
The whole group enjoyed a big dinner to celebrate Evan -- though we imagine the glasses were raised to the soon-to-be husband and wife duo once or twice.
Okay okay okay. Enough about Lauren and Jeff. Let's talk about Evan Sanchez...who may be...the luckiest kid on earth. Think about it - he's got the richest man IN THE WORLD trying to impress him. And how do you impress a 19 year old? You throw him a goddamn foam party on your mega yacht. To be fair, he could've thrown that foam party at the local Elks Club and he would've been equally impressed, but I don't think they have those in Italy. They have gelato and a culture that exports the glorification of organized crime. Sorry, Dante. Regardless, it doesn't matter if you have $5 or $500 billion, as a step father, your job is to impress your step son. The same rules apply to everyone. For the rest of Jeff's life he'll have a little voice in the back of his head whispering, "does this kid like me?" The good news is, it's going to be a lot easier of a road to hoe for Jeff than it will be for the average dad. That said, I'd still be pissed if my MOM and STEP DAD crashed foam party to make out on the dance floor...
Gross. Although I guess it's a small price to pay for unlimited money for the rest of your life. Happy birthday, Evan. Remember, you have the power.