Barstool After Dark Tonight: Tate and T-Bob Will Start As The Worst Team In College Football '26 And Play Until They Win A Natty
Sheeeeh. I didn't realize this challenge was going to be so controversial? I thought it was pretty straight forward that we're going to pop in the brand new College Football 26 video game, start at the worst ranked team in the sport (assuming 0-12 Kent State?), and continue playing until we win a National Championship. That seems straight forward to me, but the reply section is filled with ultimatums of what must be done if we're going to get people to watch! Apparently everyone wants Heisman mode? To be clear, I didn't say anything at all hinting what level it would be, so this chain of interactions made me laugh out loud:
Gay Tate and Gay T-Bob playing on Easy Mode (is that even a mode?). No, relax. We're playing on All-American because:
1.) That's the normal fucking setting
2.) We're not gamers
3.) We're starting at Kent State
If that makes you not watch the stream, I'm terribly sorry. I promise you the Golden Flashes aren't going to come out and win football games whether we play on the lowest or highest setting. But either way, hoping it's a short stint in Kent and we can make our way up quickly. Expect Michigan. We're never going to Michigan.
Tune in tonight at 8 Eastern / 7 Central for Barstool After Dark: winning a Natty.