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The Answer To The "Who Would Win If They Had To Eat A Hot Dog And Run 100 Meters?" Question Between Usain Bolt And Joey Chestnut Is OBVIOUS

So the PGA Tour main account posted this hypothetical on July 4th: if they had to eat a hot dog AND run 100 meters, who would win between Usain Bolt and Joey Chestnut? Very fun question to ponder, seeing as it's the fastest man in the world vs the best eater in the world. And of course from there, it has taken the internet by storm to the point where the Barstool community chimed in yesterday:

Am I crazy or is the answer to this question obvious? Joey Chestnut is throwing down over 7 hotdogs per minute, so I'd think it's safe to say he can down 1 in eight seconds (even though I bet if it's just one he can do it in like 5). Bolt holds the world record in the 100m with 9.58 seconds. So for the purpose of this exercise, I think you gotta call that part a wash. And then the question is: can Joey Chestnut run a 100m dash faster than Usain Bolt can eat a hot dog? 

The internet tells me that a normal person (which Joey appears to be) can run a 100m in about 15-17 seconds. Do we think Usain Bolt can eat a hot dog in 15 seconds? And again, I even think it'll be a shade less because Joey can eat just one faster than his dogs per minute average. My answer to that question is absolutely not. 15 seconds to eat the hot dog whole? No, no chance. 

Maybe I'm wrong because the internet seems pretty split on it, but the answers seems fairly obvious to me. Chesnut by at least a few seconds. Any chance they do this??