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Happy 53rd Birthday To The Ageless Wonder Sofia Vergara

How I've never seen this video before, I have no idea. Dear Lord, have mercy.

I seriously have no idea how this woman continues to get older and hotter at the same time. It's a shame Einstein and that creep Steven Hawking aren't still alive, because I would love to hear them try to explain that whole theory of space/time and relativity shit. I would just show them this video right here - 

And laugh in their faces. 

Happy Birthday to hopefully the future Mrs. Tom Brady, Sophia Vergara!